What to get for a fifth wedding anniversary?

Tomorrow I celebrate my fifth anniversary of being married to the lovely Mrs Tory Radio. Apparently your fifth anniversary necessitates a gift made of wood. I suspect my initial suggestion of a broom stick would be used against in a very literal sense… so what to buy? I think I have the occasion covered.. and no diamonds will not do…. they are for a certain birthday celebrated by the other half which ends in a zero later on in the month. February really is an expensive month!

Advertisement