Did the earth move for you Mrs Sheppard?

I promised Mrs Sheppard the earth would move for her on her birthday.

And at 1am it certainly did. How will I top that next year?

She said something along the lines of – it’s an earthquake – the house is falling in. Being a typical man I said something like – shut up, it’s just windy outside, go back to sleep.

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2 Responses to Did the earth move for you Mrs Sheppard?

  1. Are you sure that it was not just a case of you breaking wind in the bed?

  2. editor says:

    Tres amusant

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